Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Gilbert Almost Gets Shot

Almost Shot

So a amusing thing happened to a guy i talk to every now and then. we'll refer him to Gilbert.

First off, he's Chinese. and it just happened that the Chinese New Year was this weekend, altho from what i understand, this holiday lasts for about ten days.

So Gilbert decides to surprise his parents this weekend, he's trying to be independent, and rarely comes back home. so that day when he got back to his parents house, he was surprised that nobody was home. so he was like ok... and decided to go inside the house. Only once Gil was inside, he found out that security system won't accept his password, so of course the security company calls and asks for the secret code. he doesnt know it that neither, so the dispatcher said that they were going to send a cop to his house, and he was like "ok.... i'll wait in front of the house." "yeah, you do that," said the dispatcher.

So when the cop pulled up in front of his house ten minutes later, Gilbert was standing out front, and was playing with the dog to pass the time. he was making light of the situation because he was thinking he wasnt guilty of any crime, which he wasnt. then he sees the officer get out. it was a small young and pretty officer. he wasnt fazed. he was like, "oh, thats cute."

And then she started to ask him questions about why he was there. he casually explained that it was his parents house and he didnt know that they had changed the password. the officer wasn't moved. "how do i know if you aren't lying, and your 4 buddies are cleaning out the house right now?," she said.

At this point, he had to think what to say to the officer, so he was being thoughtful and put his hands in his pockets, and the COP PULLED HER GUN ON HIM. "HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!" she said nervously, "and put away YOUR DOG!" it was about this time he realized that his tone of voice was too casual and he had to slowly pull out his wallet to show her that his address matched the house. She told him that he was an idiot for not knowing the password.

the image that formed in my head was something like this... but a lil more...animated.

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